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A civilized fight between husband & wife...
Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU are Then the Mental hospital is'nt so far.
Husband: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on YOU?
Wife: Roses are red Violets are blue Monkeys like YOU should be kept in zoo.
Husband: Don't feel so angry YOU will find me there too, Not in cage but laughing at YOU.
- Parachute Jumping On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet...
- Wrong Number!!! Ek aurat chappal ki dukaan pe.
Aurat: Bhaiya, ek chappal dikhao?
Dukandaar: Number kya hai... - Pope John XXIII One of the few pontiffs in history with a rich sense of humor, Pope John XXIII once reported to an interviewer that important problems would frequently come to mind...
- A barking dog A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been...
- Qualities of Indians... Some interesting facts about Indians...
1. Jab shampoo ki bottle khatam ho jaaye to usme paani daalo ek baar aur use karlo...