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Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho?
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the?
Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo?
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge?
Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo?
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai?
Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo?
Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai?
Husband: Paraanthe ??
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???
Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain??
Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye?
Husband: Kadhi chawal??
Wife: Dahi nahi hai?
Husband: Idly sambar??
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!?
Husband: Maggie hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega?
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta?
Husband: Phir, ab kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho...
- Santa & Banta vs Viswanathan Anand Santa and Banta were playing chess...
(joke doesn`t end here).
Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai... - Indian Mother! A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he`s fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, "Ma, I`m going to bring... - Facebook Freak! Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Facebooking Karunga !!
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge... - Watching TV! A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee?
Husband: No. He is... - Kahan, Kyun, Kiske Saath? COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Kyunki tab us se poocha jata...
