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When a Woman Loves!
When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
But,
When all the women in the world love you, you are not human... You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen..
- My Computer Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...
Help-desk : double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer... - Ghalib's Date Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi....
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Arz hai.... - Girlfriend's grievance! `Brian, what's wrong with you? You've been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes...
- An Ordinary Citizen! A priest who was walking through a small town saw a blackboard outside the front door of a school. It had been washed and put out to dry in the open air...
- What's Baba ji Ka Thullu? Girlfriend: Babaji Ka Thullu is trending. What does it means?
Boyfriend: It`s `Nothing`
Girlfriend: Why? Tell me na... please...
