A Complaint of Rape...

Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer se boli: Saab, ek admi ne mere saath, mere hi ghar mein ghus kar mera kar diya hai.

Officer: Jab woh tumhare sath rape kar raha tha toh tumne usey roka kyon nahi ?

Ladki: Kaise rokti Inspector saab, maine apne hathon mein mehandi lagayi hui thi !

Officer kuch der sochne ke baad: Agli baar mehandi kab lagaogi.