Mature Jokes

I told my wife, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, I was in a medical study for erectile dysfunction pills. They didn't have enough women, so they made us make out with men...

So it's the first day of college, the Dean of Women is finishing up her speech to the female freshman. "In conclusion, ladies, if you get pregnant, you'll likely have to drop out...

Two very sexy looking blonde girls come over to your truck while you are getting the boat out of the water. They both start cleaning your boat with sponges and soapy water, with their breasts almost...

So, I took a job in this village where I heard there were no women. I didn`t believe it at first, but when I got there, I asked one of the locals, "Is it true, no women here?"
He goes, "Yep, no women." I was shocked...

Bill: Why are you so tense?
Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all.
Bill: Why what happened?

Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market. The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel...

One day, the vagina escaped from her normal location address and decided to take a walk around the whole body. She first came across the kidneys and asked, "Who are you...

A dumb guy finds one dollar in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!"
She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally...

A guy walks up to the `Visa on arrival` counter at the Bangkok International Airport and presents two Indian passports with 3000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me and my wife...

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information...