Mature Jokes

Village without Women

So, I took a job in this village where I heard there were no women. I didn't believe it at first, but when I got there, I asked one of the locals, "Is it true, no women here?"

He goes, "Yep, no women." I was shocked, like, "What do you guys do when you need to, you know, handle things?"

He points to the river and says, "Well, there's a donkey at the end of the river if you need it."

I just laughed it off, tried to ignore him. But from my house, I could actually see the donkey. After months in the village, the donkey was starting to look kinda... I dunno, attractive.

One day, a few guys were heading toward the donkey and they asked if I wanted to come.

So I'm thinking, I guess this is just how things are done here, and I said, "Sure, why not!"

We get to the donkey, I start unbuttoning my pants, and one of the guys yells, "HEY! What are you doing?!"

Confused, I go, "Aren't we... you know, doing the thing with the donkey?"

He looks at me like I'm crazy and says, "Dude, we're gonna ride the donkey to the next village where there are women!"