Belligerent Wife
Bill: Why are you so tense?
Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all.
Bill: Why what happened?
Jack: We both were excited and about to start having sex ... she removed her Top and jeans .... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's Underwear......!!!
Presidential Humor
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that...
