Belligerent Wife
Bill: Why are you so tense?
Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all.
Bill: Why what happened?
Jack: We both were excited and about to start having sex ... she removed her Top and jeans .... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's Underwear......!!!
Presidential Humor
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that...
The Fisherman and the Golden Fish
A man caught a goldfish and as always...
"Let me go and I will grant you a wish" said the goldfish.
"But I don`t need anything. I have a house, a summer house by the sea, cars, a cottage in the mountains, a yacht, more than enough money...
Remove Your Clothes and...
Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes.
Wife: Why?
Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay, I have taken off...
