A Priest and a Shepherd
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu".
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.... "
