Any Relation?
The young Swedish-American couple, having the same last names, went to the marriage license bureau. The clerk began to fill out the license form.
"Your name?" he asked the prospective bride-groom.
"Ole Yonson."
"And your name?" the clerk asked the bride-to-be. "Hilda Yonson."
"Any relation?" asked the clerk.
"Yust vunce," Hilda blushed. "Ve couldn't vait."



