The SETTING: Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion.
The FINALISTS:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
QUESTION: Miss America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
Miss AMERICA: Because it stands every-time it sees a woman.....
(Applause!.... Applause!)
QUESTION: Misss Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
Miss SPAIN: Because it charges every-time it sees an opening.
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION: Miss Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
Miss BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION: Miss Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss IRAN: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
QUESTION: And why do you say that?
Miss IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.....
(Applause!... Applause!)
v QUESTION: Miss India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
Miss INDIA: Because it works day and night....
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION: Misss Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss. PHILIPPINES: Ahh... well, of course, ihihi... I can say that male organs in our country are like chismis...
QUESTION: Chismis???
Miss PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry... It's like, ahh like... it means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION: Hmmmmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
Miss PHILIPPINES: Ayyyy... nervous!!! Hihihihihi! Because...I mean...because it passes from mouth to mouth.
STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!