Belly Button
One night Santa's son, Pappu, was really scared sleeping by himself, so he sprints out of his room and runs to his maid's tent and asks, "Can I please sleep with you tonight "
Maid replies, "No"
Pappu moans and says, "But my nanny lets me."
"Ok then, just for tonight," the maid replies.
Pappu jumps into bed with her and asks, "Can I please play with your belly button with my finger."
She again says, "No"
"But my nanny lets me," says Pappu again.
"Well I suppose it's ok," replies the maid.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the maid leaps up screaming "Thats not my belly button."
Pappu replies, "It aint my finger either."
