Nina and Rosey meet for lunch and Nina seems a little depressed.
"What's wrong Nina?" asks Rosey.
Nina replies, "Well, a friend of mine set me up on a blind date and I told her the criteria I was looking for in a man."
"Yeah, so, whats the problem?" asks Rosey.
"Well," Nina said, "My friend must have misunderstood me, cause the guy that showed up was as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!"