Bolne Waala Tota
Ek din ek lady tota kharidne gayi?
Lady: Iski kya khasiyat hai?
Dukandar: Ye bolta hai.
Lady ne Tote se pucha: Main kaisi lagti hu?
Tota: Saali character less lagti hai?
Lady: Yeh toh bahot badtameez tota hai?
Dukandar tote ko andar le gaya or zor se pani mein duba ke pucha: Bol ab gaali dega?
Tota: Nahin, kabhi nahin dunga?
Wo usko bahar le gaya or lady se kaha, Madam, ab puchiye.
Lady: Agar mere ghar pe ek admi aye to tum kya sochoge?
Tota: Apka pati hai?
Lady: Agar 2 aadmi aayein toh?
Tota: Apka pati aur dever?
Lady: Aur agar 3 ?
Tota: Apka pati, apka dever aur apka bhai?
Lady: Aur maan lo ki 4 aadmi aa jayein toh kya sochoge ?
Tota: Pani le aao bhai, maine to pehle hi kaha tha yeh saali character less hai.
