Coming Out of the Closet
I have always been embarrassed about my funny shaped penis and it has always affected my love life so much so, I went to see a therapist about it.
At the end of the session I thanked him for his time and he replied, "It's always best to get these things out in the open."
A few hours later I was sat in a police cell thinking about what he said.
He maybe didn't mean on the bus in front of school girls.
