Costume Party
A guy goes into a costume shop.
He says, "I``m going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."
She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough."
She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough. "
She says, "Listen, Ace, why don``t you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump? "
