Pappu Ko Scooty Chalate Huye Dekh Kar Uske Dost Ne Pucha: Ye Scooty Kab Li Tune?
Pappu: Kal Raat Ek Ladki Mujhe Scooty Par Baitha Kar Bahut Dur le Gayi Aur Saare Kapde Utaar Ke Boli - Jo Chahiye Le Lo... Mein Uski Scooty Le Ke Aa Gaya... Ab Tu Hi Bata Uske Kapdon Ka Main Kya Karta???? Theek Kiya na Maine?
Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?
Pappu: Fucking!
Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!!
Pappu to his friend: Yaar, Tumne Kabhi Gaur Kiya Ki PANEER Rs.180/Kg
PETROL Rs.70/ltr
CONDOM sirf Rs. 20 for 3 pcs
Aakhir Ye Sarkaar Humse Chahti Kya Hai??? Khao Mat, Ghumo Mat, Bas LAGE Raho..!!!
Pappu: Madam, when I grow up, how will my wife have a baby?
Teacher, after thinking for sometime): An angel will come from heaven & hand over a baby to your wife.
Pappu: So who do I need to fuck, Wife or angel ????