CTC and Gross Salary!
An HR Manager got married. On the first night of their honeymoon, seeing her nude, he says furiously: Tumne dhoka kiya !! You have cheated me !
The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise ? How have I cheated you ?
He shouts: Your Boobs are so small... I definitely remember noticed their size when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger.
The hitech bride replies: Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package and what you've got now is the actual salary in hand..!!!
