Difficult Assignment
A High School teacher was giving her class a difficult assignment. She stressed the importance of this particular assignment.
She said that no excuses would be accepted, unless there was an illness-with a doctor's note; or a death in the family-with a death certificate.
One of hers smart-ass students pipes up, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, Mam?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds, "Well, I guess in that event, you'll have to figure out how to write your assignment with your other hand."