Digging !
Santa and Banta are serving in Indian Army. Once they were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying.
Santa, "This here`s a big mule!"
Banta, "This is not a mule, this here`s a donkey."
Santa, "Mule!"
Banta, "Donkey!"
Well, this went on for a while until one of their Seniors, a sergeant came by.
"What are you boys doing?"
"We are digging a grave for this mule."
"Donkey, dammit!"
Sergeant cut in, "Boys, this isn`t either one, it`s an ass."
An hour later, the camp commander came up and said, "What are you men doing, digging a foxhole?" "No sir. We are diggin` an asshole."
