Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. Doctor said: Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table.
She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her "Private Parts."
After a couple of minutes he asked: How does that feel?
"Wonderful," she replied, "But the discharge is from my ear."