Discipline a hubby!
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at 3 O’clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out: Is that you, Jim ? And that cured him."
"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how ?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill."
