Positive Effects Of Gaalis
No Meditation, No Yoga required! What you Need is:
Saying "Chutiya hai," relaxes a person by 30%.
And if you add "Bhenchod" before or after, then the relaxation level reaches 60% to 80%.
Behenchod Chutiye... Gaand maaraa... Relaxation level: 95%
And finally, ending with: Madarchod attains 100% relaxation of mind.....
Gaalis have therapeutic effects, and use of Bhosdike puts 200% pressure on the person in front of you.
That's why Parsis & Punjabis are always joyful.....
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Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all.
Bill: Why what happened?
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Remove Your Clothes and...
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Wife: Why?
Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay, I have taken off...
