Positive Effects Of Gaalis
No Meditation, No Yoga required! What you Need is:
Saying "Chutiya hai," relaxes a person by 30%.
And if you add "Bhenchod" before or after, then the relaxation level reaches 60% to 80%.
Behenchod Chutiye... Gaand maaraa... Relaxation level: 95%
And finally, ending with: Madarchod attains 100% relaxation of mind.....
Gaalis have therapeutic effects, and use of Bhosdike puts 200% pressure on the person in front of you.
That's why Parsis & Punjabis are always joyful.....
Latex Gloves & Condoms
A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous. While putting on his latex gloves, he asked, "Do you know how they make these?
Sex On The Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or pleasure. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the Bible, the priest says...
