Latex Gloves & Condoms
A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
While putting on his latex gloves, he asked, "Do you know how they make these?"
She said, "No."
He replied, "There's a factory in Mexico where people of all hand sizes dip their hands in latex… then let them dry."
She didn't even smile… then suddenly burst out laughing.
The doctor asked, "What's so funny?"
She said, "I'm just imagining how they make condoms!"
Sex On The Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or pleasure. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the Bible, the priest says...
