Extra Large Condoms!

Ek ladki chemist shop pe jati hai aur bolti hai: "Aapke pass 12 inch ka condom hai?"

Shopkeeper: "Haan hai, boliye kitne de dun?"

Ladki: "Arey nahin, nahin... Mujhe nahi chahiye par mera mobile number note kar lo.

Shopkeeper: "Vo Kyun, Main karunga iska?

Ladki: "Jo bhi ye condoms purchase kare usko mera mobile number de dena."