A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her.
"You`ll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What`s the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won`t I?"
He replied, "Yes, you`ll be fine, Miss Lewinsky It`s just that no one has ever asked me that after a tonsillectomy..."