Filing for Divorce
"I``ve had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I``m filing for an divorce."
"Sorry to hear that pal, may I ask why?" asked his partner. "I found her supply of birth control pills," said the first.
"Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can``t see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin."
"It ain``t just that," stormed Frank. "I had a vasectomy over five years ago."
