This Doctor returns to his Clinic after a day off and asks his assistant Santa about his patients.
Santa: The first patient came with Headache. I gave him SARIDON.
Doctor: Good Job.
Santa: The second patient came with Running Nose and I gave him COLDARIN.
Doctor: Good job again!!
Santa: The third patient was a lady. She took-off her clothes on the couch, opened her legs and said, 'Help me, I have not seen a man for since 5 months'"
Surprised Doctor: What did you do then?
Santa: I put CIPLOX EYE DROPS in her EYES...!!