Gas Grill
Banta and Preeto had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together.
As Preeto was bending over pulling weeds, Banta said, "Hey honey, you`re getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it`s as big as the gas grill now."
Banta, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick, measured the grill and then measured Preeto`s butt.
"Yep", Banta said, "Just as I thought; just about the same size."
Preeto got very angry and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn`t speak to Banta the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, Banta cuddled up to Preeto and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?"
Preeto rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What`s the matter?" Banta asked.
Preeto replied, "You don`t think I am going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"
