Gathbandhan!!!
Ek husband and wife bister par lete hue the. Achanak husband ka sex karne ka man hua.
Husband apni wife se puchta hai: Darling, kya mein apne ummeedwaar ko tumhaare ilaake mein khada kar sakte hai???
Wife neend mein thi, vo gusse se boli: Nahi.... Bilkul nahin
Husband bechaara chup ho gya lekin us se cntrol nahi hora tha... isliye vo hila ke so gya.
Thodi der baad wife boli: Sory dear! Aap apna ummeedwaar humare ilaake mein khada kar sakte ho.
Husband bola: Ab koi jarurat nahi hai, hamare ummeedwaar ne Congress ke sath gathbandhan kar liya hai.
