Girlfriend's Dad!!!

Girlfriend: Yaar Mere Dad Bhi Na, Kitna Sunate Hain... Jab Dekho Kuch Na Kuch Sunate Hee Rehte Hain...

Pappu: hmmmmmn...

Girlfriend: Kya hmmmm..?

Pappu: Haan, Matlab Ab Kya Karein Papa Hain Na Woh......

Girlfriend: Papa Hain Toh Matlab Sunayenge Kya Bina Wajah......

Pappu: Vo To Hai... Par Kya Karein Kapa Kain Tumhaare Woh......

Girlfriend: Kya Papa, Papa Laga Rakha Hai...... Tum Kabhi Meri Side Lete Hi Nahi..... Tumhe Toh Hamesh Mein Hi Galat Lagti Hun!!!

Pappu: Phir Kya Karun, Maa Chodu Kya Us Bddhe Ki..... Uski Behen Ka Bhosda...... Madharchod..... Randibaaj Kahin Ka..... Bula Bhosadiwale Ko Uski Toh Maarta Hun Aaj!!!!!

Girlfriend: Shut Up You Bastard, Kya Bakwaas Kare Ja Rahe Ho??? Papa Hain Woh Mere! Pappu: Toh Bhosdiki Mein Toh Pehle Hi Bol Raha Tha Papa Hain Woh Tumhhare!