The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favoured to win nationals easily.
Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest."
"What?" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?"
She replies, "Down to my testicles. That's something else I want to talk to you about."