A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel were crossing the desert. The camel falls dead.
Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked."
So the nun takes off all her clothes.
She then says, "before I die I would like to see a man naked."
So the father takes off his clothes.
She looks at his penis and says, "My God!! What is that for?"
He says "You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life."
The nun replies, "Then how about you stick it up that camels ass and let`s get the hell out of here!"