How to Make Your Penis Look Bigger
My grandmother died in the 80's, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce:
The long walks we used to take to the shop in town, the 5 cents she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or cleaning off the driveway. Her soothing hands when I would get hurt.
But the thing I remember most was her sage advice:
Once when I was about 13, we were sitting in the park enjoying a cookie and a Coke. She told me that one day I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.
"Always remember this," she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?"
She smiled and said gently, "Makes your dick look bigger."
Grandma was special...
