Santa Ke Khet Mein Bhoondon (Wasps) Ka Chhatta Laga Tha.
Santa Ne Apne Naukar Bhahiye Se Kaha: Tu Ghar Jaa Aur Phataphat Mitti Ka Tail Leke Aa... Bhoond Marte Hain.
Bhaiya Ghar Jaata Aur Jaake Santa Ki Gharwali, Jeeto Se Bolta Hai: Bibi Ji, Bibi Ji...
Jeeto: Oye, Kya Hua??? Tu Vapas Kyun Aa Gaya?
Bhaiya: Bibi Ji, Sahab Ji Ne Mitti Ka Tail Mangaya Hai.
Jeeeto: Hain, Mitti Ka Tail !!! Khet Main Kya Karna Hai Mitti Ke Tail Ka?
Bhaiya: Vo Bibi Ji, Sahab Ne Kaha Ki Aaj Vo Bhoond Marenge.
Jeeto, Sharmate Hue Bhaiya Se Boli: Oye Kamlya, Nalayak, Buddhu... Phir Mitti Ka Nahin Sarson Ka Tail Mangwaya Hoga...