Love-Starved Spinster
Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts' column.
"Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of $1 per insertion."
"You don't say," said Jill. "Well then, here's $20 and to hell with the advertisement!"
