A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because they work day and night.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Cars.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Because they look tough but are actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Kuwait: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gossips or rumours.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because they pass from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because they stand up every time they see a woman.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
AND THE AWARD GOES TO Ms Australia
Question: Ms Australia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia are like Rats.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Australia: Because they are always searching for new holes day and night...
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation)