Men's Thoughts During Love Making
Kissing/Light Petting
What he hopes she's thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!"
What he's afraid she's thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!"
Undressing
What he hopes she's thinking: "My God, look at the SIZE of THAT!"
What he's afraid she's thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!"
Foreplay/Oral Sex
What he hopes she's thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid she's thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him."
Penetration
What he hopes she's thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!"
What he's afraid she's thinking: "Is it in yet?"
Your Orgasm
What he hopes she's thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!"
What he's afraid she's thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this performance."
What he's even more afraid she's thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!"
Postcoital Bliss
What he hopes she's thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake feels like."
What he's afraid she's thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that females-only dance club after all."
