My Neil Armstrong

Pappu ne apni girlfriend ke baalon mein haath pherte hue kaha: Darling, tum toh mera chaand ho.

Girlfriend: Aur tum ho mere Neil Arms trong.

Pappu ne hairan hote hue pucha: Newil Armstrong??? Woh Kyun?

Girlfriend ne sharmate hue jawab diya: Chand par chadne waala pehla aadmi tha woh.

Jo jo samaj gya woh thoko taali...