A Girl Went For Gender Change Operation.
All Her Friends And Relatives Were Waiting Anxiously Outside The Operating Room.
When She Came Out, She Smiled Broadly And Shouted: Laudey Lag Gaye.
Aurat Chappal Wali Dukaan Pe: Bhaiya, Ek Chappal Dikhao?
Dukandar: Number Kya Hai?
Aurat: 36 Number.
Dukandar, Aankh Maarte Hue Bolta Hai: Bhabhi Ji, Dimag Pe Zor Laga Ke Socho, Kya Lene Aayi Ho.
Boy Friend: Janu, Tum Kitne Baje So Ke Uthti Ho?
Girl Friend: Apna Koi Fix Time Nahi Hai, Ja Bhi Dil Kare So Jati Hun, Or Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hun.
Boy Friend: You Noughtyy, Tumhari Sab Aadtein Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai.
Banta Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Se Bade Pyar Se Puchha: Darling, Tumhara Kabhi Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Mard Hoti.
Patni Ne Bhi Bada Pyara Jawab Diya: Kyun Aaj Tumhara Marvane Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya?
Sex KArte Hue LAdki Jor Jor Awaazein Nikaalne Lagti Hai... Chillati Hai... Haat-Pair Maarne Lagti Hai...
Boy: Jaanu... Ye Kya Kar Rahi Ho... Hum Koi Pehli Baar Toh Nahin Kar Rahe Hain.. Phir Ye Sab Kyun... Kahin Sach Mein Dard Ho Raha Hai Kya ?
Ladki: Tum Bas Lage Raho... Mein Toh Apni Wedding Night Ki Practise Kar Rahui Hun.