New Name for a Beer

A company developed a new beer and ran a competition for a new name.

One person sent in a suggestion that it be called: Making Love in a Row Boat."

The company executive contacted the man and said: We can't use the name because it is too long. But we would like very much to know why you suggested that name.

The man said: Well, making love in a row boat is fucking near water. That is exactly what your beer is.