Pedro gets a New Secretary. He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband's roving eye.
Dora (Pedro's wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs?
Pedro (feigning ignorance): Didn't quite notice.
Dora: What color are her eyes?
Pedro (quietly): Haven't had the time to check.
Dora: What are the nail polish colors she uses, mettalic, gel or neon ?
Pedro (rolling up his eye): Not a clue in the world.
Dora: Does she wear matte, glossy or frosted lipstick.
Pedro (looking quizzed): I barely spoke to her, so don't know.
Dora: How does she dress?
Pedro (innocently): VERY quickly...
Pedro's Funeral is tomorrow.