Ek School Mein Madam Ne Bachchon Se Kaha: Aaj Kuch Mazedaar Paheliyan Puchti Hun, Jara Sochkar Jawab Dena.
Bachche: Ji Madam.
Madam: Aisa Kaun Sa Paan Hai Jisko Khaya Nahin Jaa Sakta?
Saaal Sunte Hi Pappu Zor-Zor Se Hasne Laga... Yahan Tak Ki Haste Haste Neeche Bhi Gir Gaya.
Madam: Kya Hua Pappu? Itni Hasi Kyun Aa Rahi Hai??
Pappu: Kya Madam, Aap Bhi Na Kaise Kaise Sawaaal Karti Hain? Iska Jawab Hai 'Stanpan'.
Madam: Nalayak, Gadhe... Iska Jawaab Hai Japan... Jab Dekho Ulti-Seedhi Baatein Sochte Rehte Ho, Nikal Jao Meri Class Se....