Pappu: Papa, Aap Ko School Mein Teacher Ne Bulaya Hai.
Santa: Kyun, Kya Hua?
Pappu: Maths Teacher Ne Poocha 7*9 Kitna Hota Hai. Maine Bola 63. Phir Teacher Ne Poocha 9*7 Kitna Hota Hai?
Santa: Ek Hi To Baat Hui Benchod. Chutiya Samjha Hai Kya?
Pappu: Exactly...Maine Bhi Yahi Bola.
Next Day
Pappu: Papa, Aap Teacher Se Mile Kya?
Santa: Nahin.
Pappu: Teacher Se Mat Milna. Ab Aapko Principal Se Milne Ke Liya Bulaya Hai.
Santa: Kyun, Kya Hua?
Pappu: PT Teacher Ne Aaj Class Me Bola Right Hand Upar Karo, Phir Left Hand Upar Karo, Ab Right Leg Upar Karo, Phir Left Leg Upar Karo...
Santa: To Khada Kya Lund Pe Hoga!
Pappu: Exactly, Maine Bhi Yahi Bola.
Next Day
Pappu: Papa, Aap Principal Se Mile The Kya Aaj?
Santa: Nahin.
Pappu: Ab Mat Jana Milne Kisi Se Bhi... Mujhe School Se Ek Hafte K Liye Suspend Kar Diya Hai.
Santa: Ab Kya Ho Gaya?
Pappu: Mujhe Principal Ke Office Me Bulaya Tha. Wahan Maths Teacher, PT Teacher Aur Arts Teacher The.
Santa: Ab Arts Teacher Kya Wahaan Apni Maa Chudaane Aaya Tha?
Pappu: Exactly... Maine Bhi Yahi Bola....!!!