Pappu: I don't like masturbution.
Santa stunned: What...!!! What are you talking.
Pappu: Yes dad, I am fed up of masturbution now.
Santa was speechless but still managed to speak out: What happened Pappu?
Pappu: He always punishes me in the class and gives lots of homework.
Santa: Oye, Nalayak... Budhu... Masturbution Ek Saath Na Bol... Alag-Alag Bol... Master Bhushan... He's your Master and His Name is Bhushan.