Pathan goes for his medical check-up.
Nurse: Name please?
Pathan: Abdul Khan.
Nurse: S*x?
Pathan: Yes. Three to five times a week.
Nurse: No, no... I mean, male or female?
Pathan: Both male and female. And, sometimes with camel.
Nurse: Holy cow!
Pathan: Yes, I did one time with a cow, too.
Nurse: But isn't that hostile?
Pathan: Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Nurse: Oh dear!
Pathan: No, no! No Deer... Deer runs too fast!