Ashley walked into the White House for the first day of her internship and was greeted by the President.
After a tour, he asked, "Would you like to see the Presidential Clock?"
Ashley got suspicious and said, "I`ve heard certain things about you, Mr. President, and don`t think that would be a smart idea."
"Nonsense," said the President. "It`s just a clock."
Ashley reluctantly agreed. The President led her to an empty Oval Office, closed the door, dropped his pants and pulled it out. In a reproving tone, Ashley said, "That`s not the Presidential Clock; it`s the Presidential Cock."
The President responded, "Ashley, honey, put a face and two hands on it, and it`s a clock."