Rearing to Go!
An attractive lady is waiting in the emergency room.
A doctor walks in to her room and asks her, "What is the problem ma'am?"
The lady replies, "Doctor, I have been having trouble with my rectum, it hurts really bad."
The doctor tells the woman, "Why don't you lay on your stomach so I can take a look at it, OK?"
So, the woman turns over and the doctor begins to examine her rear end.
After a while, the doctor asks the young lady, "Ma'am, have you had anal sex lately?"
The lady replies, "No, why?"
The doctor then says, "Would you like to?"
