Regular or Decaf?
A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order.
"..and to drink?" she asked.
The man said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table.
"Oh my God! I am so sorry!"
"That's OK," the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin, "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?"
"Regular," she replied.
"Oh great, now this thing is going to be up all night!"
