Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha: Amul - The Taste Of India.
Ye Dekha Ke Santa Bada Impress Hua Aur Apni Pant Pe Likh Diya: Kurkure - Teda Hai Par Mera Hai!
Teache: Pappu, Pyar Jung Se Behtar Kyun Hai?
Pappu:O MAdam Ji... Aapko Itna Bhi Nahin Pata... Pyaar Isliya Behtar Hai Kyunki Condom Bandook Se Sasta Hota Hai.
Santa: Aaj Tumhari Behan Ko Ghar Mein Dkh Ke Badi Khushi Ho Rahi Hai.
Jeeto: Koi Pant Ye Jeans Pehan Lo... Payjame Mein Tumhaari Saari Khushi Dikh Rahi Hai.
Aunty: Pappu Beta, Ghodi Kab Chadoge???
Pappu: Kya Aunty Ji, Gharwalon Ne Abhi Ladki Bhi Nahin Dhundi Aur Aapne Position Bhi Soch Li...
Teacher: Isko English Mein Translate Karo - Ladi Kapde Pehan Chuki Jai.
Pappu: Oh Shit! We Are Late.
Santa: Aaj Subah Ek Aurat Ne Mujhe Lift Mein Peet Diya.
Banta: Vo Kyun?
Santa: Mein Uski Taraf Dekh Raha Tha... Usne Kaha 'Ek Daba Do'... Maine Daba Diya... Uske Baad Kuch Theek Se Yaad Nahin.
Jeeto Aur Preeto Aapas Mein Gupp-Shupp Ldaa Raha Thi... Tabhi Wahan Se Ek Tail Maalish Waala Gujarta Hai.
Jeeto: Dekho Vo Tail Wala Jaa Raha Hai... Usko Zara Rokna...
Preeto, Sharmaate Hue: Tail Waala Bhi Kabhi Ruka Hai.