Santa Rocks!

Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?

Santa: Next week, Why?

Banta: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke bore ho gaya hu.

Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?

Banta : Next month, Why?

Santa: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.

Sometimes Santa also rocks!!!